Shown above is the prime suspect and hapless victim in this morning's widespread power outage that originated at Sixth and Cherry Streets. This squirrel was instantaneously and simultaneously fried to a crisp and blown in half by a live wire it came in contact with, leaving behind part of a charred carcass.
Possible names for the crispy critter might be "Bernie" or "Charlie."
3 comments:
RIP :(
You gonna eat that?
I said possible names might be Burn-ee or Char-lee. Is this mike on?
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