And now, the latest idiotic craze . . .

"Gallon Smashing" is the act in which pranksters pretend to trip and fall in a grocery store while carrying milk or juice, thus spilling it. The falls are completely fake, and pranksters trick bystanders into thinking they are actually hurt.
Go HERE for more info.

Much ado about "NOTHING"?

The answer is NEITHER, when it's done behind closed doors.

Three hurt in building collapse in Ephrata, but why the mystery?

A partial building collapse Tuesday injured three employees at a modular construction firm in Ephrata.

According to media reports, reporters were being kept at a distance from the scene, and none of the spokespersons at the site would describe the nature of the building, except to say it is intended for government use.  All the secrecy merely raises the curiosity level.  Will it become a drone-building facility?  A surveillance center for spying on citizens?

One thing is for sure: The building collapse is a metaphor for our broken federal government.

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/819656_Three-hurt-in-building-collapse-in-Ephrata.html

Weis Markets in Lititz gets OK from borough to sell beer - LancasterOnline.com

In Lititz, you'll soon be able to go grocery shopping while buzzed. Of course, you could do that anywhere anyway, but Lititz Borough seems to be promoting the activity.  Weis Markets in Lititz will likely become the first grocery store in Lancaster County to sell beer after borough council Tuesday night approved the transfer of a liquor license.

The supermarket hopes to open a 30-seat cafe that will serve beer and also sell six-packs.

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/819795_Weis-Markets-in-Lititz-gets-OK-from-borough-to-sell-beer.html

I guess anything goes when you're the "Coolest Small Town in America," but can you imagine the snide comments from surrounding towns if Columbia had been the first to do this?

Columbia resident challenges sewer authority's decision - LancasterOnline.com

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/819693_Columbia-resident-challenges-sewer-authority-s-decision.html

Frey to retire from Columbia school district

Diane Frey, assistant superintendent of the Columbia Borough School District principal of Taylor Elementary School, will retire at the end of the school year.

Frey is the third major administrator in Columbia to announce their departure this school year. Last month, Park Elementary Principal Debra Wallace announced that she would retire after the spring semester. Last fall, Superintendent Barry Clippinger announced that he would retire in June.

On Thursday the Columbia school board unanimously approved Frey's retirement, which will be effective June 30.

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/819240_Frey-to-retire-from-Columbia-school-district.html

Movin' on up

The Museum of Mysteries at Third and Locust has moved from the basement to the first floor.