Wednesday, January 9, 2013

A reminder to our constables

I would like to remind our local constables of their duties and the limitations thereof.  This information is summarized HERE.

I would also like to remind our constables of the rights of photographers.  That information is summarized HERE.

I would also like to remind our constables that in their limited capacity as law enforcement officers, they have the duty to learn the law and do not have the right to harass citizens.

Traffic lined up on 462

Westbound traffic was lined up on Route 462 for hours after the accident on Route 30.  Vehicles were diverted onto 462 at the Prospect Road exit.

Route 30 near Prospect Road shut down after man struck by tractor-trailer

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/801417_Route-30-near-Prospect-Road-shut-down-after-man-struck-by-tractor-trailer.html

Why is it raining?

Why is it raining? The WGAL weathermen said it would be sunny and unseasonably warm this week. Their weather forecast should include a disclaimer that says "For entertainment purposes only. Not to be taken seriously."

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Recently overheard at a local grocery store

I overheard the following fragment of conversation at the next checkout line over as I was paying for groceries:

"I'm supposed to build a detector to detect cosmic rays from the Big Bang. I don't know how I'm going to do it. My  professor was at MIT and is studying the particle structure of dark matter."

Monday, January 7, 2013

Columbia Lore - Stories I've been told but can't quite verify

One anecdote says that a former councilman's brand new dentures reside within this brick wall.  

Another story says that a Columbia resident, tired of the drug dealing in Columbia Park, beat up a dealer with an aluminum baseball bat several years ago.  The drug dealer never came back.


According to another anecdote, there are bullet holes in the north and south faces of the town clock, resulting from someone shooting from an apartment across the street.

Here's the north face, and there do appear to be two holes, one next to the 6 and the other near the 12.

And here are a couple of close-ups:


But here's the south face, with no discernible "exit wounds."